Nordstrom Muddy Jeans AKA Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans
If you haven’t already heard the great news, Nordstrom is selling jeans that look pre-soiled and muddy for $425. Phew! I have been looking for these for years, glad someone has finally filled this...
View ArticleBatman Fidget Spinner
Whether you like it or not, the fidget spinner craze is gaining momentum. No pun intended. Not my thing, but if I had to buy a fidget spinner it would be the Batman version shown here. For one thing,...
View Article$4,500 Inflatable Moe’s Tavern Bar
Remember Homer Simpson and Barney’s favorite Springfield watering hole? Well some crafty jumpy house company is making an adult themed inflatable Moe’s Tavern ($4,500), it is 23-feet x 23-feet x...
View ArticleUnicorn Head Trophy Wall Mount
Me and the wifey have been trying to think what to put above the fireplace and we haven’t found a piece of artwork that we agree upon. I think the problem may have just been solved with this Unicorn...
View ArticleClip-On Man Bun
For about $10 you can (become the laughing stock of your friends) have your own clip-on man-bun. Heck, you can even pick the color that best matches your hair color for excellent realism.
View ArticleSquat Magic Infomercial
This one almost seems like a gag. You know – like the tug toner video infomercial (posted after the break as well). The Squat Magic claims to give its users a round and lifted bottom and sexy toned...
View ArticleWalk The Plank Mouse Trap
If you have ever had to deal with a mouse or rat infestation you know how frustrating it can be. They are expert breeders and multiply quite quickly. With every problem comes a multitude of solutions,...
View ArticleWhy I Will Never Buy A Roomba
The resident iRobot a-hole CEO, Colin Angle, recently made a statement that the company may begin selling customers house floor plans. Specifically it mentioned selling to Amazon, Apple, and/or...
View ArticleFrontRow Wearable Camera Captures Your Day
The FrontRow Wearable Lifestyle Camera ($399) is a tad less cringey than the Google Glasses. I am not sure I would want to have a conversation with someone wearing a camera/microphone pointed at me...
View ArticleAutomatic Remote Controlled Car Tent Umbrella
Apparently this is a “thing” as there are multiple manufacturers of this car tent umbrella gadget. I have yet to see one of these car tent things in the real world. For around $239 you can have a...
View ArticleSelfie Fingernails With Hair = Disturbing
Another strange one from the “you can’t make this stuff up” section. Apparently Dain Yoon has too much time on her hands (get it) and made this creepy set of selfie fingernails. The hair makes them...
View ArticleRollie Egg Cooker Pops Out Egg Tubes
This one just had me laughing while reaching for my credit card. Not sure why I need my eggs cooked into the shape of a hotdog, but I do. In this case a video does this product, the Rollie Egg Cooker,...
View ArticleJim Beam Smart Decanter
The Jim Beam Smart Decanter ($35) pours whiskey on voice command. The voice is from Fred Noe a 7th generation master distiller at Jim Beam. It won’t give you the weather like other voice assistants...
View ArticleSubtle Butt?
You can’t make this stuff up. Subtle Butt ($12 for 5) are antimicrobial activated charcoal pads that stick on to the inside of underwear to neutralize odors that pass through it. Who knows if it...
View ArticlePop It Pal – Pimple Popping Simulator
Spoiler alert – this is a real product. Someone had the idea and got all the way to a real product without being talked out of it by friends and family. Or they are a closet pimple popping type of...
View ArticleThis Robot Dog Can Open Doors Now. The End Is Near.
This Boston Dynamics robotic dog creature is the stuff of nightmares. This version, the Spot Mini, is smaller, quiter, and works with other devil robot dogs to solve problems. In other words I will be...
View ArticleSolid White Or Black Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles
This is the perfect gift for your enemy or friend (with a good sense of humor) that likes doing jigsaw puzzles – the Micro Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzle ($20). These tiny puzzles (around 10 x 15-inches)...
View ArticlePilots Suspended For Using Snapchat In The Air
Maybe the title should be “do your job”! I am sure pilots are doing all kinds of things in the cockpit that would scare passengers if they only knew. Examples include; playing video games on their...
View ArticleEarthworm Jerky
There haven’t been too many exiting gadgets hitting the market lately so it has come to this – Earthworm Jerky ($15). Yep, it is a real thing. Perfect for your buddy who prides himself/herself on...
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